I just want to say you're a loser if you would actually buy this. lol

What it does: Enjoy the hallucinations as you drift into deep meditation, ponder your inner world, and then come out after the 14-minute program feeling fabulous. Sound and Light Machines (SLMs) produce sound and light pulses at brain wave frequencies, which help people sleep, wake up, meditate, or experience whatever state of consciousness the machine is programmed for.

It just sounds like it would give you a complete headache instead of "deep meditation" but thats just my opinion. So who's going to be the brave one and try it? it's only $34.99!