Although this is about two years old, it's still funny and still a damn shame.

Chaos errupted outside of the CW studios where Tyra Bank's 'Americas Next Top Model' auditions took place. A over heated BMW and some loser who yelled "there's a bomb!" caused the aspiring model divas to flee. The video shows people trampling over each other and a fight between two females from which police officers struggle to break up. It has been said that the aspiring models stood in line for long hours and were told that if they left their spot in line they would have to start over. This lead to some peeing in cups and a lot of frustration. After all the drama that unfolded the auditions were shut down.

It's official. Barbie has truly come full circle. From Pin-up, to working girl, to Chrissy's big sis. Now, she's gettin' inked as "Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie" and it's got some parents in an uproar. I don't see what the big deal is, they're temporary tats. But you decide.

A crazy website from ZEVS where the Google site literally liquidates. Its pretty cool.


Click HERE to watch Google Liquidate

Us ladies aren't the only ones who need "support." Apparently men in Japan fancy them, too!

Did the Psychic tell you that you're crazy too. 50 you are getting too personal whether you claim to have less compassion than the average person or not. You are definitely taking things too far.

Talk about little snail big world, this is some crazy artwork from Slinkachu based out of London. Check out the blog for more little people artwork.


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What's Beef? Apparently it's when a.) Bow Wow retaliates to Soldier Boy by making a video in response to S.B. claiming he'll end Bow's career. b.) You grab your "posse" to accompany you in the video. and c.) You add special effects and a laugh track to the avenging video. Now, get ready for pure hilarity.

Note: I do think Soldier Boy's running his mouth a bit too much. But Bow, really?

Flooded McDonald's is a film work by Superflex in which a convincing life-size replica of the interior of a McDonald's burger bar, without any customers or staff present, gradually floods with water. Furniture is lifted up by the water, trays of food and drinks start to float around, electrics short circuit and eventually the space becomes completely submerged.

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Some genius hacked into the road construction signs by the University of Texas this past monday to warn the fellow people that there were zombies lurking. There were two construction signs that read “Caution! Zombies Ahead!” and “Nazi Zombies! Run!!!”
Its said that this prank happened within weeks after some information on the internet leaked on how to hack into road signs.

Every year football fans prepare for that big day when two teams go head to head to claim the Superbowl title, and every year of the Superbowl is all the same to me because I'm not a huge football fan (except when the Eagles play) but, I do get excited about those crazy Superbowl Ads. Here's a preview of one that would've aired during this year's game, but this particular effort by Peta was too hot for TV, and so it was banned. Enjoy*

This is where I draw the line...

"Marvelous Malia" and "Sweet Sasha"




With the welcoming of a new president, comes the beautiful reality of a new day. But unfortunately, it also opens the door for a tremendous amount of unauthorized capitalization. Now, I know hustlers, bootleggers, and vendors alike have benefitted from Obama's election, but what about Barack and Michelle's adorable first daughters Malia and Sasha? Apparently they're no longer off limits when it comes to mega merchandising, either. The two regal young ladies have inspired dolls, but according to the Chicago Tribune, Michelle Obama isn't feeling the toys curtesy of Ty Inc. The paper reported that Michelle's press secretary, said they consider it inappropriate to use the girls, who are "young, private citizens," for marketing. I for one agree with the first lady, but being a "first" is a gift and a curse, and hopefully Sasha and Malia won't be subjected to any more shameless commercialization, especially in the likeness of those creepy bratz dollz.

Poor kitty... someone must have some serious issues with Hello Kitty to make a cake like this.

Hello Kitty Hell gives their take on the cake: If you are forced to give someone something that is Hello Kitty for their birthday, Hello Kitty with a knife sticking out of her chest and blood splattered all around is a good starting point in my humble opinion.

via Hello Kitty Hell

A couple of weeks ago, I asked a good friend of mine who his favorite Cosby was. Immediately, he looked at me and smiled, it was one of those "I'm smitten" looks, and shortly after he muttered, "The mom." I guess if I was a pre-pubescent boy who grew up watching The Cosby Show, I would've been fawning over Claire, too. I mean, she was bad. But for me, my favorite Cosby was the girl with the ever-evolving style and the hair to match, the girl who tried to re-create a "Gordon Gartrell" for her brother Theo (If you haven't seen that episode, you don't know Cosby), the girl who was always a little out of place. That girl was Denise.

I could always identify with her, she was smart--as am I, and somewhat indecisive, as I must admit, so am I. But what intrigued me about Denise is that she just didn't give a_____what! And she looked fly doing it. B. Blanco says that's the Cosby I would've been, I have to agree. Now Denise, or should I say Lisa Bonet has always been an icon to me, but I have to say one thing I don't agree with is her choice in baby names.

As much as I would've loved L.B. and Lenny to make it work, I guess it just wasn't in the cards, but she found someone else. His name is Jason Momoa and he and Lisa have a daughter together named Lola Iolani and recently welcomed a new baby son at the end of December. Jason's an actor on the show, Stargate Atlantis, (No, I don't watch it.) He's a cutie of Hawaiian heritage, which explains the name of he and Lisa's newest addition, Nakoa Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Jason's mother explains on his website, "He was born on the stormiest, rainy night.” She says the weather influenced the baby's extravagantly long name.



I still got love for you Lis, but umm, a nickname wouldn't hurt. Just a suggestion.

It seems the more and more our society seems to make an inkling of progress, there's the evil we recognize as ignorance that sets us back. In this case, we call that evil Fox news. During their New Year's Eve broadcast, the eerily biased "news" channel allowed a scrolling message to air that read:

Happy New Year and let's hope the MAGIC NEGRO does a good job. Love Jen and John C.

Is it just me or is Fox in alliance with that other three letter gang?...Use your imagination.

This gets a BIIIIIIG WTF!!!! I would never in dear life be caught wearing these, its bad enough people walk around with a rabbit's foot in their pocket assuming they are now engulfed with good luck. But these would get you a couple of awkward stares and frowns.

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I just want to say you're a loser if you would actually buy this. lol

What it does: Enjoy the hallucinations as you drift into deep meditation, ponder your inner world, and then come out after the 14-minute program feeling fabulous. Sound and Light Machines (SLMs) produce sound and light pulses at brain wave frequencies, which help people sleep, wake up, meditate, or experience whatever state of consciousness the machine is programmed for.

It just sounds like it would give you a complete headache instead of "deep meditation" but thats just my opinion. So who's going to be the brave one and try it? it's only $34.99!

I guess this is kinda dope although I would not pay 54.99 for a toaster, but if you're that hardcore Star Wars fan then this may be your cup of tea.


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