By now, I'm used to celebrities naming their children wacky names. Take "My Name is Earl" star, actor Jason Lee. He named his son Pilot Inspektor or actress, Shannyn Sossamen, who was Heath Ledger's leading lady in 2001's, "A Knight's Tale"--her son is named Audio Science. Because of this unnecessary phenomenon, I have truly developed a vice for parents who choose to put their desire to "be different" and bestow upon their children a lifetime of torcher, over their kid's best interest. Now, an average joe has bitten the selfish bug and has done the unthinkable. Mark Ciptak of Elizbethton, Tennessee named hs daugher, Sarah McCain Palin in support of the republican ticket. Talk about scarred for life.